20 Jul, 2021
Diner 10 Commandments
1. Thou shall sit at the counter.
2. Thou shall not whine when all the booths are taken.
3. Thou shall eat a hearty breakfast any time of the day.
4. Thou shall tip thy server generously.
5. Thou shall compliment the chef for a delicious meal.
6. Thou shall not linger for hours over one cup of coffee.
7. Thou shall not worship fast-food outlets.
8. Thou shall not park blocking delivery driveways.
9. Thou shall be patient when the restaurant is full.
10. Thou shall tell thy friends and family to visit the diner and obey the commandments..